1. I haven’t been on tumblr in a long, long time. Came back to creep on people, maybe post some music shit. (But mostly to creep on people.) Um… caption is unrelated?

    I haven’t been on tumblr in a long, long time. Came back to creep on people, maybe post some music shit. (But mostly to creep on people.) Um… caption is unrelated?

  2. stfuconservatives:

    theghostofyourliess:

    Ladies and Gentlemen, the Prime Minister of Australia kicking ass and taking names (mostly Tony Abbott’s.

    Easily one of my favorite moments of 2012.

  3. Sometimes I manage to look decent.

    Sometimes I manage to look decent.

  4. "I suspect it’s difficult for men to imagine a world in which their bodies have long been inextricably linked to their value as an individual, and that no matter how encouraging your parents were or how many positive female role models you had or how self-confident you feel, there is an ever-present pressure that creeps in from all sides, whispering in your ear that you are your body and your body defines you. A world where, from the time of pubescence on, you can feel the constant and palpable weight of the male gaze, and not just from your male peers but from teachers and sports coaches and the fathers of the children you baby-sit, people you’re supposed to respect and trust and look up to, and that first realization that you are being looked at in that way is the beginning of a self-consciousness that you will be unable to shake for the rest of your life.

    Even if they are never verbalized, the rules of bodily conduct for females become clear early on: when school administrators reprimand you for the inch of midriff that shows when you lift your hands straight in the air or youth group leaders tell you that the sight of your unintentional cleavage is what causes godly young men to fall, you learn that your body is dangerous and shameful and that it’s your responsibility to cloister it in a way that is acceptable to everyone else. You learn that your body is a topic of public debate that everyone is entitled to weigh in on, from a male classmate telling you that those jeans make your ass look huge to the male-dominated United States Congress dictating the parameters that rape must fall within to be considered legitimate. To be a woman, and to live life in a woman’s body, is to be held to a set of comically paradoxical standards that make you constantly second-guess yourself and jump through a million hoops in pursuit of an impossible perfection."
  5. I haven’t been on Tumblr in 3 months. I discovered Reddit. Reddit took over my internet life, and a large chunk of my free time. It was worth it.

  6. Jesus Camp in textbook form.

    Jesus Camp in textbook form.

  7. lindsaytheamazing:

    bunnyjunk:

    the world would be a better place if lolita had been written by burroughs

    No. Not at all.
    Lolita wouldn’t be what it is without Nabokov’s style.

    If the Burroughs version occurred in a parallel universe, both could easily coexist and life would be much cooler for it.

About me

I saw a beggar leaning on his wooden crutch. He said to me, "You must not ask for so much." And a pretty woman leaning in her darkened door, she cried to me, "Hey, why not ask for more?"